this pic made me laugh for like five minutes. idk, i think the beauty is in the simplicity.



okie dokie then!

( my lj cuts are deeper and darker than you will eva no!!!Collapse )

............what.

ETA: I'm a dick, red garters are apparently a Polish tradition of some sort. So obviously English is not the OP's first language either... I'll leave my fail up anyway, but yeah.

oh horse, i wish i knew how to quit you..........

This just in: LJ secrets still stupid




Random quote from an Avett Brothers song that you misspelled and stuck here all out of context =/= secret




Why? Also, what?






Pretty standard ljsecret fare, but "I want to kiss with the tastes of pumpkins in my mouth" just pushes this one over the edge, IMO.

This week's postsecret is spewing with stupidity...






I'll lose weight when you learn proper grammar skills.

(don't get me started on the secret itself...)












SO UNADD HIM! The only reason why he shows up is because you have him added. If your "friends" have the same pages liked as you they will show up in the not-so-random list. Your broken heart will heal once you move the fuck on.







< / rant>

WHAT.

Stupid or awesome? I have the niggling suspicion it may be both.


Is it just me, or does this secret have a distinct "Mad Libs" vibe to it? It's missing a pronoun in the second line, though.


The only thing that kept me from reading this in Albus Dumbledore's voice was the fact that the postcard had a picture of a naked woman on it.

Poor baby, that is totally the hardest part about abuse stories; you having to judge your friends. And thank you for pointing out your gender, for - I suppose - added shock value. Bitch.

i'm not even focusing on the fact that it is a nazi uniform fetish, just on the fact that it is 'his grandfather.' grandfathers shouldn't be giving anyone a fetish.

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